Hey !!! I am so not a flirt !.... you come here and sit on my lap and tell me that to my face ! :P.........................:D
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  1. pickie

    No!!! I want to sit on your face and tell it to your lap!

    February 24, 2013
    1. Zaphod

      hahahahahahah oh boy

      February 24, 2013
  2. chr3900

    hahaha

    February 24, 2013
    1. Zaphod

      I read lips , not very good at tongue

      February 24, 2013
      1. chr3900
        to bad you might want to work on it. I hear some girls enjoy it.

        February 24, 2013
        1. Zaphod

          hahahah oh boy , that sounded soooo devilish hahahahahah

          February 24, 2013
          1. chr3900

            Years of experience

            February 24, 2013
            1. Zaphod

              ohhh really?

              February 24, 2013
          2. chr3900

            yep… Just posted something for you Guitar man.

            February 24, 2013
            1. Zaphod

              February 24, 2013
  3. insidious

    you are the biggest flirt Ive seen on here. Or experienced on here. Jus sayin

    February 24, 2013
    1. Zaphod

      moi? the biggest ?

      ummm experienced?
      You mean you felt it all the way there?

      February 24, 2013
      1. insidious

        I said big flirt. Not big other things

        February 24, 2013
        1. Zaphod

          Neither did I …. know what were you thinking?

          February 24, 2013
  4. cjb321

    Aww. There there!! smiles widely

    February 24, 2013
    1. Zaphod

      I know eh?

      February 24, 2013
      1. cjb321

        Poor boy. Would you like a hug to make you feel better? smiles sweetly

        February 24, 2013
        1. Zaphod

          yes yes that might help

          February 24, 2013
        2. cjb321

          Always glad to oblige! smiles mischeviously

          February 24, 2013
          1. Zaphod

            February 24, 2013
            1. cjb321

              Just sayin’ !! O

              February 24, 2013
            2. Zaphod

              it is the smile I worry about

              February 24, 2013
            3. cjb321

              Be afraid….be very, very afraid…….lmao

              February 24, 2013
            4. Zaphod

              don’t have to tell me twice

              February 24, 2013
          2. cjb321

            But why? Said the black widow, readying her web and smiling sweetly!

            February 24, 2013
            1. Zaphod

              you just love playing with your meal when it is still alive …….lol

              February 24, 2013
            2. cjb321

              You know what they say about the female of the species smiles widely and beckons

              February 25, 2013
            3. Zaphod

              ummm get insured?

              February 25, 2013
            4. cjb321

              Come here and I will show…..er tell you! flutters eyelashes coyly

              February 25, 2013
            5. Zaphod

              Something tells me I am not getting out of this one

              February 25, 2013
            6. cjb321

              Ah, but do you WANT to? smiles suggestively

              February 25, 2013
            7. Zaphod

              ummmm i dunnoooooooooooo

              February 25, 2013
  5. sadinne

    hey now, nothing wrong with a little flirting..

    February 25, 2013
    1. Zaphod

      just a little

      February 25, 2013