Oh i so love to pull on your rack , stuff you real good , find the right buttons to turn you on, hear you hum and squirt galore........ode to my dishwasher :D
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monicaspeaks
I kind of want to beat the crap out of your dishwasher!
February 20, 2013Zaphod
hahahahahahahaha
February 20, 2013monicaspeaks
to say I am jealous…would be an understatement
February 20, 2013Zaphod
hey , it gives you more time for other things
February 20, 2013monicaspeaks
like what..making pancake panties to go with my pancake bra?
February 20, 2013Zaphod
You are a girl with a plan
February 20, 2013monicaspeaks
yes,yes that is true…but I still want to rip off her rack,tare out all her buttons and turn her humming and squirting into an agonizing groan.. ‘o’
February 20, 2013Zaphod
February 20, 2013monicaspeaks
alright …alright I’ll play nice….but one day she’s going to fall apart on you and when she does…I will be willing to do your dishes
February 20, 2013Zaphod
like i said …. you can still do them
February 20, 2013monicaspeaks
can I do them in maple syrup,while wearing a pancake bra?
February 20, 2013Zaphod
you are so focused
February 20, 2013monicaspeaks
yes,yes I am..and you didn’t answer my question Mr.bacon shorts. :P
February 20, 2013Zaphod
yup
February 20, 2013tiggers
now I have officially heard it all!
February 20, 2013Zaphod
hahaha oh?
February 20, 2013scarletts_letters
Your post is funny but what you and Monicaspeaks wrote is even better!!!
February 20, 2013Zaphod
February 20, 2013
firewalker
I agree!
February 22, 2013Zaphod
It is all her fault ,,,she made me do it
February 22, 2013scarletts_letters
So many people to spank and way too far away to do it…
February 25, 2013Zaphod
Hard innit? eh?
February 25, 2013scarletts_letters
I’ll have to do it to myself then
February 25, 2013Zaphod
oh you have your work cut out don’t you :?
February 25, 2013Waasyon
Oh This post just breaks my heart
February 20, 2013Zaphod
hahaha why is that?
February 20, 2013Waasyon
Has it been THAT long?
February 20, 2013Zaphod
I dunno does it need to be measured?
February 20, 2013Waasyon
hahahaha Do you use it as a rule?
February 20, 2013Zaphod
ummm that depends
February 20, 2013sineadratti
You have a very interesting relationship with your dishwasher. Also you better stop bragging about that fucking machine or bitches are gonna try to break it out of envy.
February 22, 2013Zaphod
HHAHAHA and how many have I asked to my dishes and was only told to go some where?
February 22, 2013sineadratti
Well I said I’d do em, I’m just a bit south of you.
February 22, 2013Zaphod
Ohhh Sounds like a nice place to be … south of me
February 22, 2013gah I had a long day , don’t ask what i said